I have just read about a company producing lingerie that claims to
aid slimming. It is apparently made from fabrics containing "Active
Bio-Crystals that assist in the reduction of cellulite". Could this
conceivably work? If so, how?
Could it conceivably work? What a question! Have you no faith??? Of course it could conceivably work! Just as conceivably as it is conceivable that Obama is really Donald Duck in disguise, and Mickey Mouse is really a living Elvis Presley with a nose job and a fancy hat!
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